Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Tactical Problem Of The Day: Seizing Cinderella's Magic Castle

A US Marine explains the optimal approach for capturing this bastion of evil. A must-read for wargamers and aspiring tacticians.

8 comments:

  1. That is brilliant!

    I know I certainly have wished for someone to take down this bastion of evil and free the minds of children world-wide!

    US Marine Corps to the rescue!

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  2. The man's a lunatic and a certified genius!

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  3. Absolute lunatic genius! Thanks for spotting that and posting it!

    Down with Disney! :)

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  4. Reading that, I feel like I've just been on an LSD trip, Mike!

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  5. Best to first secure the Indiginous Defense Volunteer force (Platoon Doc, Platoon Sneezy, etc.) through CIA influence and cash. After that, a cake walk! Then... funnel cakes for everybody!

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  6. The Sgts plan doesn't fix the defenders from the front however. While maneuvering against the rear of the castle they will be able to change front. The assault force also needs a base of fire.

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  7. Geeeze! Somebody didn't have a good time at Disney World! It's their own fault not the Disney Corporation. hahah! (wink!)

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  8. That is so cool! USMC 1 Disneyland 0.
    Cheers,
    Ion

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