The shield transfers come from Little Big Men Studios, from this Saxon banner and shield transfer set. I know they have Christian crosses on them, but the Mad Padre in me doesn't mind baptizing my Rohirrim a little bit.
Friday, July 19, 2019
Meanwhile in Rohan 7
The shield transfers come from Little Big Men Studios, from this Saxon banner and shield transfer set. I know they have Christian crosses on them, but the Mad Padre in me doesn't mind baptizing my Rohirrim a little bit.
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
Military Quotation of the Day: Horace on Force and Wisdom
Friday, July 12, 2019
Behind the Scenes in the CFB Borden Tank Shop
I had a chance this week to get a tour of the tank restoration shop which is part of the Military Museum at Canadian Forces Base Borden. Tucked in a corner is what remains of a fellow that I've driven past off and on for a decade now, a Wehrmacht Flakpanzer IV.
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Cruel Seas, Crueler Dice: A Look at Warlord Games' Cruel Seas
One of the benefits of having one’s game club in a hobby store is that the owner tries to sell us on new kit. Normally I’m not that interested in post-apocalypse dune buggies or Game of Thrones miniature games or whatever he’s flogging of late, but last week Vincent invited us to try Warlord Games’ Cruel Seas, and that seemed worth trying.
Cruel Seas is, of course, that 1/300 scale WW2 games featuring small boats that are all plywood, racing motors, and heavy machine guns, so maybe it is a bit like a post-apocalyptic dune buggy game after all. In this game, I took two Kriesgmarine E-Boats, because E-Boats always looked big, cruel, and sinister in the Ballantines war books I read as a kid. Bruce and Stephen each took a pair of plucky little British MTBs, and were tasked with protecting a small tanker that had to cross the game board alive. I gather that this is the basic intro scenario for the game.
Movement seemed fairly simple, choosing between normal, combat, and insanely fast speed bands, which allow more or fewer turns depending on how fast one is going. Movement order was determined by dice selection, and since there were five British dice and two German, there was a good chance I would be outmaneuvered. Ships data and damage is quite simple, and is easily tracked on a little status card given to each boat.
My plan was simple. Go forward as fast as possible, launch all four of my torpedoes at the tanker, and then get away. Unfortunately, while one of my E-Boats moved second in the first turn, it then received a critical hit which forced it to move ahead straight with no shooting for one turn.

As you can see, my disabled lead boat got swarmed by the pesky British, which cheekily came within spitting distance, pelting me with lead, shells, empty beer cans, etc. It didn’t end well for these Kriesgmariners. They sank without getting a torpedo fired.

My surviving E-Boat now gamely raced in at Insanely Fast speed, survived a fusillade or two, and slowed enough to get its two fish in the water. I WIN!!!!! Well, not so fast, Padre. While my fish were the fastest things on the table, the tanker’s dice came up, allowing it to do some adroit dodging like a waitress in a dodgy bar deftly evading an inebriated lout. My fish sailed by, harmlessly, some Wavy Navy type came up alongside and hosed me with lead, and the next thing I new I was treading water and waiting for an uncomfortable ride to a POW camp in Dorset.

So, Cruel Seas. Things I liked: the models that come in the starter set are cheap and cheerful, and looked sharp even with the hasty paint job Vincent had given them that morning. The game played quickly and decisively. Speed and maneuver are quite simple, leaving the player free to think about who to shoot. Things I didn’t like: well, getting sunk, for one. I don’t know enough about what fast boat actions in WW2 were like, but this felt like a particularly fast and lethal game of bumper cars. The random dice mechanism means that players have ample opportunities to get in close and blast an opponent’s boat at a particularly favourable angle. In that respect, the game feels a lot like some of the American Civil War ironclad games I’ve played, only much faster.
Cruel Seas seems a lot like Wings of War or X-Wing, only with boats, and without having to worry about altitude or whether some tiresome fellow is going to Immelman on you. The Warlord rule book is simple and packed with action photos (very nice) and promises exciting fleets - there are some bizarre Soviet boats that look like a T34 turret dropped on a fishing boat, and the idea of doing RN vs Italians in the Med is intriguing.
For me, while I have a soft spot for naval games, I think I will hold my fire on Cruel Seas. I would rather play with smaller models representing bigger ships at longer ranges. However, for a few moments, wearing a white turtleneck sweater, a battered cap, and shouting “Torpedo Los!” was good fun.
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Friday, July 5, 2019
Military Quote of the Day - John Monash on the Proper Use of Infanty
Wednesday, May 8, 2019
Wednesday Wargame: Putin Strikes



Monday, May 6, 2019
Sometimes You Paint, Sometimes You Build, Sometimes You Salvage, Sometimes You Re-base
I love starting new projects, and always have too many on the go, but sometimes it’s good to revisit some older figures that just need some love. This weekend, while Joy was in the states visiting her daughter and granddaughter, I had the place to myself and found that what I got done wasn’t at all what I had thought I would do.
Here are some GW LOTR plastic orcs that a friend gave me - he found a bag of about 30 figures, very roughly painted, jumbled in a zip-lock bag. I had my doubts about remediating the paintwork, but I pulled out a handful and decided to see what I could do with them. I’d say I repainted about half of each figure and tried to give them scary-face shields, though I think my surrogate granddaughter could have done scarier faces.

I also gave them my usual bad-guy base treatment - scrubby, mostly barren ground, evocative of Mordor, Dead Marshes, etc.

I liked how these fellows turned out - they fit nicely into my growing evil LOTR models. I will probably salvage handful in the near future.
Also underway is a significant basing project for my Isengard collection. About ten years ago, when my son was a teen and living with me, we played a LOT of the original GW LOTR Strategy Battle Game. To get some figures on the table quickly I cut a lot of corners, such as leaving the bases still in their original black undercoat and nothing more. Currently I have about 30 of these figures in the basing shop, and a few of them marched out ready for action this weekend, including this Uruk-Hai captain.

These 6 Uruk-Hai crossbowmen were only 60% painted, and required a fair bit of brushwork to get them ready. Repainted and with some proper basing, they look ok. I would like to get a full unit of 12, but they were pricey buggers ten years ago back when GW sold LOTR metal models in blisters of 3. Perhaps I can find some more on Ebay or the like. In Dragon Rampant terms, I would rate these as heavy missiles.
Between the stray basing material and my cat deciding that the light box makes a good place for a nap, these pictures are rather messy.

I did also finish painting some new figures and got them based. These are 8 orc arches from Vendel miniatures. My friend James and I are very fond of the Vendel fantasy range, and there are some great examples on his blog. They’re fairly simple figures but they have a pleasing, old-school look and feel to them with tons of facial expression.

The Vendel moulds got sold recently so all this range is sadly OOP at the moment. When I was at Hot Lead this March, I was talking to an American fellow who knew the chap who bought the moulds, so I have hopes that they will be back in production soon.

I only have 8 of these archers, so I decided when I was ordering some bits from North Star recently, that I would splash out on a box of their Oathmark goblins, to see if I could build this unit up a bit.

Each sprue comes with five torsos that can be built out in several ways. I decided to build four of them as archers. They have a hunched, furtive look, making them look sneaky and fierce, but they look suitably Mordor-ish. It took me about ten minutes to assemble five figures, with a minimum of hacking and cutting.

Side by side comparison with the Vendel figures. I think they’ll work together.

‘So a mixed bag of thoroughly bad hats, with a variety of worthwhile ways to use spare time - painting, salvaging, basing, cutting and gluing. I’m pleased with the results, though I had better get some reinforcements for Rohan and Gondor into the field soon. And speaking of the field … I should use these figures in a game - what a crazy thought!
Blessings to your brushes!
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