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Friday, May 29, 2026

The Great Shelf Disaster

In my last post I made a cryptic reference to "The Great Shelf Disaster" and since that got some interest, I thought I'd tell the story and then solicit your wargames disaster stories.   Maybe it will prove thereapeutic for all of us.

So when we moved in November, Joy and I had downsized and gotten rid of a lot of our CDs.   I had a nice wooden CD tower left over and thought of a great way to repurpose it as a shelf for my command stands, which, because of the flags, are a little fragile to go into boxes.   The idea was that I could just take the command stands off the little shelves and plop them on the games table.   


Unfortunately, or better, foolishly, the shelf wasn't anchored to the wall, it was just balanced, and for some reason one evening it decided to fall over.  The stands on the top shelves shelves suffered the most, the ones lower down took less damage, and all the little shelves came out and fell onto everything, making matters worse.  Gentle reader, I almost cried when I opened the door and saw the carnage.

Since February I've been going through these figures, gluing figures back onto bases, fixing flags, finding matches from my sprue collection for missing arms and hands and heads.   It was a right old mess.  Some of these figures are decades old, and quite fragile, so it hurt to see them so abused.


 
 

Besides repairing all these stands, I also took the time for a rough but effective bit of DIY to ensure that this never happens again.


February was also a rough month because I grabbed the wrong rattle can when I was spraying dullcote on these figures.


The good news is that this series of unfortunate events taught me to be patient and to be grateful for what I have.  I have a dedicated gaming room, thirty years worth of figures, and a hobby that I love, so I reminded myself of those blessings regularly as I filed, glued, and repainted.

What wargaming disasters have you experienced, and what have they taught you?

Blessings, MP+

Friday, April 6, 2012

What Really Happened at 1st Manassas



Someone sent me this a week ago, and it still cracks me up. You may have to google Leroy Jenkins to get the full joke, but I warrant you'll enjoy that too. Every wargamer knows a Leroy Jenkins.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Painter's Dilemma

One of the regulars on the Too Fat Lardies Yahoo group pointed me to the blog Iron Mitten, by Secundus, a British wargamers and gardener with an interest in Ancient Rome and Naoleonics. He is also a very talented artist, and his cartoons alone are a good reason to visit his blog.

As an example, this cartoon captures the dilemma of every miniature wargamer who has multiple projects competing for his attention on the painting desk, and only so much time (that would be me). Often, as Secundus notes, this dilemma becomes worse when a sexy new rulebook comes out, tempting you to try a new period and buying new figures which want to jump the older ones waiting in the painting queue.

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