Of course Tumorface would not survive his temerity. He would not remain at large, at any rate. As a whistleblower, he would find his evil overlord taking a dim view of whistleblowers, and, supposing Sauron doesn't at once blast him into his constituent atoms, will likely incarcerate him for 105 years, or cart him off the Guantanamo Bay (on the shores of the Sea of Nurnen), or get his lawyers to hound him into suicide. Sauron's evility knows no bounds.
Liked that -- hope all's well in Canada.
ReplyDeleteGood one! Laughing like mad!!
ReplyDeleteThis really made me laugh! I'm curious if Tumorface outlived his attack of ingenuity?
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteOf course Tumorface would not survive his temerity. He would not remain at large, at any rate. As a whistleblower, he would find his evil overlord taking a dim view of whistleblowers, and, supposing Sauron doesn't at once blast him into his constituent atoms, will likely incarcerate him for 105 years, or cart him off the Guantanamo Bay (on the shores of the Sea of Nurnen), or get his lawyers to hound him into suicide. Sauron's evility knows no bounds.
ReplyDeletecute orc,,,,what's wrong with that lol
ReplyDeleteVery witty!
ReplyDeleteThat brightened my morning, thank you!
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